Elton John and Lady Gaga opening the show.

We know, The Grammy’s are long–so let me summarize! This isn’t in any specific order, just wrote what came to mind first.

-Lady Gaga opened the show with ‘Poker Face’, which then led into a mash-up with Elton John of “Speechless” and “Your Song”. Phenomenal.
-Taylor Swift is terrible live.
-J.Lo is still trying to make a comeback.
-Pink’s performance was out-of-this-word amazing.
-Stephen Colbert isn’t that funny.
-The Black Eyed Peas need to stop.
-Slash played with Jamie Foxx and T-Pain. So odd.
-Stevie Nicks shouldn’t even be allowed to play with Taylor Swift. Ugh, ugh, ugh! You can’t take a legend like Stevie and pair her with Taylor! No!
-They’re making an ‘American Idiot’ Broadway show.
-3-D performances don’t work out so well when nobody has 3-D glasses. It just hurt.
-Paris and Prince Jackson accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award on behalf of their father.
-Bon Jovi played The Grammy’s for the first time ever. He will never not be sexy.
-Andre Bocelli and Mary J.Blige rocked it with a duet covering “Bridge Over Troubled Water”.  Beautiful.
-Taylor Swift won Album of the Year. What?!
-Kanye West was not there to bask in the glory that [he thinks] is him.
-Jay-Z called Kanye a “genius”. I laughed.
-Drake, Lil Wayne, and Eminem rocked it. And Travis Barker? Don’t mind if I do.

Annnd that’s about it.

If Pink can do all this defying gravity-ness AND still sing–NOBODY has an excuse for lip-syncing ever again.